I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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