is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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