i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I'm really busy with my period
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