Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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