Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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