if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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