Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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