dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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