i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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