Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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