Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
