Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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