I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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