He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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