i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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