Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
what if I'm pregnant?
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
sex in a hospital.. check
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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