Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There's always time for handjobs
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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