Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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