i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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