And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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