Tell her she can't have a vagina
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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