Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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