This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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