even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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