You really coming over, don't trick.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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