I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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