i may or may not be watching the land before time
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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