wake up i wanna do it froggy style
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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