I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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