You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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