Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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