yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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