are you so shy because you have an std?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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