we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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