So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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