That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate all girls vehemently.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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