I'm sorry my penis didn't work
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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