So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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