I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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