Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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