im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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