drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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