Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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