I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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