I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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