This girl is more easily done than said...
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He has the fingertips of a God
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