The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have demons in me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Two words: blizzard sex
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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