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(269): View more from Michigan

We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.

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(206): View more from Washington

I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

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(310): View more from California

It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal

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(317): View more from Indiana

That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!

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