I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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