just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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