What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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