I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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