I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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