Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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