You made me cry and you don't even care
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
