Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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